As if the good folks at 20th Century Fox hadn’t had enough of my movie reviewing drivel, they sent me a copy of Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs to review. Since my 5YO, Boo, is quite movie-phobic, I had not had the pleasure of seeing the first and second installment of the series, but we didn’t let that stop us. Once I convinced Boo that her apparently fragile film psyche would not be damaged by the viewing, we sat down on a Saturday afternoon and watched it.

As far as the kids went, they watched the DVD like most kids do…sit for five minutes…play for five minutes…ask for a snack…pee…watch until something scary happens…flee…ask mommy to stop folding laundry and come and sit with them…use mommy as a human trampoline…squeeze mom off the couch and steal the blanket….repeat about 20 times until the movie is over.

From a grownup point of view, I found the film to be a fun story with some great grown-up friendly one-liners and interesting characters. I could definitely handle this in the minivan DVD player on a car trip. The slapstick visuals keep the kids entertained and the dialogue would keep me from slitting my wrists after the millionth listen to Mary Poppins.

The basic plot focuses on two mated woolly mammoths as they plan for thr birth of their new baby. As their friends realize how the new addition will impact their group dynamic, the sloth decides to adopt a batch of eggs…dinosaur eggs. His maternal instincts lead him through a rabbit hole into a prehistoric underworld fraught with carnivorous treachery and campy ensemble cast antics. There are moments of high drama that left Boo watching through her hands and whining that it was too scary, but then again she and Doodle cackled at some very funny moments.

There are some valid lessons to be learned from this movie. Lessons for adults and children alike, such as:

1. If you are a boy, never offer your nuts to a girl. It is a trick. She will rip the hairy nut straight from your body.
2. Queen Latifah and Ray Romano: A couple that could only happen in animation.
3. Sloths with lisps are inherently funny.
4. John Leguizamo has a face for voice overs.
5. Eating your playmates is the #1 way to end a playdate.
6. Life is what happens between opportunities to say “yabba dabba do!”
7. Weasel-like prehistoric mammals with sharp teeth and leafy eye patches are always dependable jungle guides.
8. “He who has gas, travels at the end of the pack.” is truly sage wisdom.
9. Kids laugh at burp and fart jokes from birth.
10. Babies are cute even when they’re 200 pounds, furry and with a trunk and tusks.
11. Peaches is not appropriate name for a baby. Unless you are a woolly mammoth or you want your daughter to grow up to be stripper.

In summary, it’s high on the cute factor and very easy on the re-watch. The kids liked it, but they aren’t begging to watch it again and again. I’d recommend it to parents of younger kids who want a fun watch that they can sit through with their kids and enjoy instead of merely tolerate.